December 2009
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The fucking weather says it's 44 in Athens. →
I thought I was going somewhere warm.
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“RUMOUR. Open your ears;”
– The lengthiest string of characters matching a passage from a Shakespeare work, according to the Monkey Shakespeare Simulator Project, which began in July 2003.
The string, which was generated in “January 2005, after 2,737,850 million billion billion billion monkey-years of random typing,” matched...
The most unfortunately named constellation →
yaldabaoth:
I did a double take to make sure it didn’t say “Scrotum.”
Oof.
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rosekohl:
sea lions - beautiful day
Reblogging...
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rosekohl:
mccarthy - the way of the world
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dirgni:
lovepopsuicide:
The GTO’s - Miss...
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ilradio5: fuck I'm hip now... I got a stupid iPod touch thing
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This is on right now in the UK →
Which means someone will upload it to megavideo by six, probably!!!
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Sharon Jones: 'No Chimneys In The Projects' MP3 →
(via allisonstouffer)
But really via Jon Solomon’s 24 hour radio show last night! It’s still on for two and three quarters more hours! If you are Jewish and have nothing better to do like me then you should tune in. OR ALTERNATELY! Listen to it with your family if you are a goy and “bond”
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uberkatydid: ew i think he just farted cause it smells like ass all of a sudden
uberkatydid: but i don't want to draw attention to it cause then i'd have to beat his face up
loulou askew: are you sure you don't just live next to a sewage plant?
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trioxin245:
Crocodiles & Dum Dum Girls ::...
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thedarkspark:
Walkin’ With Jesus - Spacemen 3
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I have been listening to Jon Solmon's 24 hour... →
You should, too. He says he’s playing twelve days of waffle house soon. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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This is an essay about why Ringo was the coolest... →
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I woke up and got out of bed yesterday. I lounged around the house for a while. I went to work in my pajamas. I came home from work. I took a shower. I put on clean pajamas. I lounged around some more. I went to sleep again. I’m awake again now and I have to go to work. In my pajamas. I like my job because I never have to wear anything other than pajamas if I don’t want to. I am so...
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I don't like blogging about serious parts of my...
itsalrightma:
fortruthisalwaysstrange:
(via pertoleum)
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thedarkspark:
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)...
aseablackwithink:
i decided tonight, while sipping a vodka tonic, that i am going to write a novel this year. i will offer my unique perspective on the world, a gift to society in 100,000 words or less, holding all the glowing gems of wisdom i have mined in my nineteen years of life. it will, of course, be semi-autobiographical. i will use a lot of alliteration. the chapter titles will be...
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Top nine of '09
1. Box Elders - Alice and Friends
2. Nobunny - Love Visions
3. Liechtenstein - Survival Strategies in a Modern World
4. Nana Grizol - Ruth (Okay this one doesn’t come out til 2010, so it will probably be on next year’s list too, but I have a legit copy that they sold to me at a show, so it’s not like I’m rating a leak on this year’s list)
5. German Measles - Wild...
more of the same
Me: The vegan mary
Ebbie: When a muslim dies, he is greeted in the afterlife by forty vegans.
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via text
Ebbie: The 40 year old vegan
Me: The vegan suicides
Ebbie: When you're a vegan at 19, nothing ever happens
Me: Why should I listen to you anyway? You're a vegan who can't drive.
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akuat:
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
One...
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Hotpants Romance - All I Want For Christmas Is You...